Things You Wear



Bad Girl Apron

Bad Girl Apron

Barbeques are always a good time. But, you can make them even better when you grill it up while wearing the Bad Girl Apron, complete with raised tits...

$11.16




Barbecue Buddy Grilling Apron

Barbecue Buddy Grilling Apron

Keep the sauce off your shirt with this hilarious BBQ Buddy Grilling Apron. This apron features a plushy penis & ball set and a curly luxurious bush...

$14.59




Big Boob Apron

Big Boob Apron

The Big Boobie Apron from Ozze Creations is the perfect gag gift for the master chef in the house. This funny apron is adorned with a set of plush...

$15.45




Billy-Bob Wet T-Shirt Contest in a Bottle

Billy-Bob Wet T-Shirt Contest in a Bottle

From Billy-Bob Products comes every guy’s fantasy, a Wet T-Shirt Contest in a Bottle. It comes with a bottle and white t-shirt inside. All you have...

$10.30




Blow Job Party Bib

Blow Job Party Bib

Keep that blow job mess off your pretty shirt with this genius bib! This red bib has an image of an open mouth on it and says, “Blow Job Bib”. This...

$2.58




Boobie Nose Glasses

Boobie Nose Glasses

Cover your nostrils with nipples for a hilarious experience! Weather you are trying to disguise your mug or send an erotic message, these novelty...

$4.29




Boobie Wrist Bands

Boobie Wrist Bands

These Boobie Wristbands from Pipedream fit on almost any wrist. When you take them off they magically snap back into shape. Always good for a few...

$2.15




Condom Hat

Condom Hat

You've got to use your head these days! This king size rubber hat with resivoir fits most dick heads! This is the perfect gift for any prick in your...

$10.30




Dick Thru The Head

Dick Thru The Head

Everybody has at least one dickhead in his or her life. And this hilarious Dick Thru The Head novelty is perfect for letting them show it. Perfect...

$5.15